so we have this really fat squirrel (frank) that lives behind the house. he survives out of the trash cans, he has holes eaten in them just big enough for his fat ass. he even has a look out guy (bob) that is super skinny and sits on top of the garage for frank. when we come out bob yells to frank get the hell out and he skurries up the garage roof. we can tell that he is out of breath, so we are waiting for his to have a heart attack. once he does he will be mounted like this. i think frank would approve.
